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This holy water thing is full of shit!
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This holy water thing is full of shit!
Literally, apparently.

Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.

Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe... Thinking
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This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Esquilax - September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Bad Writer - September 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by genkaus - September 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Re: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by NoraBrimstone - September 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Drich - September 15, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Esquilax - September 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Ryantology - September 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Lemonvariable72 - September 15, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Minimalist - September 15, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Max_Kolbe - September 15, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Jackalope - September 16, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 4:23 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Zone - September 16, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Minimalist - September 16, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Esquilax - March 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Jackalope - March 20, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Jackalope - March 20, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Smaug - March 20, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Cinjin - March 20, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 6:32 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Nope - March 20, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 6:50 pm

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