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Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy!
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RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy!
(September 15, 2013 at 2:03 pm)Drich Wrote: Herod the great was not the only Herod to rule over judea. His son was referred to as 'King Herod.' If you see Herod the great it speaks of the Father if you see King Herod it speaks of Herod the Great's son. Who ruled durning the time in question.

You know, it's sissy, pansy-assed Christians with your puny faith that are such an embarrassment to True Christians ™ like myself. Here you go, using that science, history and logic to justify and buttress your faith. Then when you do it badly, the atheists pwn the crap out of you because you're playing in their court.

Had you been more careful, you'd know that the ruler of Judea where Elizebeth lived was Herod Archelaus who held the title Ethnarch, or provincial ruler who didn't rise to the level of king. But that's what you get for having such puny faith that you need to find facts to support it.

Brother Pastor Deacon Fred said it so well when he declared, "You don't need facts when you have Jesus!" Amen! Glory!

Clearly, you have neither.

Faith is the court in which I play and it is one in which the godless heathen trash will never be able to challenge me because all their science and facts and history are of no avail to them. Why, I read this part of the Babble and say, "Glory! A ten-year pregnancy! A miracle that proves the divinity of Jesus for no normal human fetus takes that long to develop. Checkmate atheists!

That, my friends, is the power of faith!

Praise the sweet name of Jesus!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 14, 2013 at 7:43 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by LastPoet - September 14, 2013 at 7:49 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 14, 2013 at 8:44 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 9:28 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 15, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 15, 2013 at 11:45 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Searching4truth - September 18, 2013 at 10:03 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 9:04 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 18, 2013 at 11:13 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 3:14 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 3:40 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 4:31 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 6:43 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 18, 2013 at 4:28 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 10:04 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 19, 2013 at 5:50 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 19, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 19, 2013 at 9:59 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 19, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 19, 2013 at 9:40 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Cato - September 19, 2013 at 11:06 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 21, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by max-greece - September 20, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 20, 2013 at 5:17 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 21, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - September 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 20, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Bad Wolf - September 20, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Simon Moon - September 20, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by max-greece - September 19, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 2:11 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 15, 2013 at 2:59 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Max_Kolbe - September 15, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 8:29 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by NoraBrimstone - September 15, 2013 at 4:00 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 15, 2013 at 4:16 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Max_Kolbe - September 15, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 15, 2013 at 10:31 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Doubting Thomas - September 17, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Max_Kolbe - September 15, 2013 at 10:00 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 10:01 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Anomalocaris - September 15, 2013 at 11:28 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 17, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 17, 2013 at 3:46 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 18, 2013 at 8:34 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 17, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 17, 2013 at 3:12 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 17, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Anomalocaris - September 18, 2013 at 3:44 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 18, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by max-greece - September 18, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 18, 2013 at 4:47 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 8:28 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 18, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 10:56 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 18, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Zone - September 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 18, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 18, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 18, 2013 at 11:09 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 12:06 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Zone - September 19, 2013 at 6:19 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - September 19, 2013 at 8:45 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - September 19, 2013 at 9:09 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Zone - September 19, 2013 at 10:00 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 12:01 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 19, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 9:08 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 27, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 19, 2013 at 6:35 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 9:10 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 9:34 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 11:41 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Beta Ray Bill - September 20, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Rev. Rye - September 21, 2013 at 9:33 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2013 at 11:47 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Drich - September 23, 2013 at 8:42 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 21, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Airyaman - September 24, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 24, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 24, 2013 at 9:59 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 24, 2013 at 10:24 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Mystical - September 26, 2013 at 2:06 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 26, 2013 at 2:28 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Max_Kolbe - September 27, 2013 at 12:36 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 27, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - September 27, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - September 28, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Anomalocaris - September 27, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - September 27, 2013 at 7:16 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 27, 2013 at 8:02 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - September 27, 2013 at 8:47 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - September 27, 2013 at 6:41 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 27, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 27, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Anomalocaris - September 27, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 27, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 28, 2013 at 7:27 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 29, 2013 at 3:06 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Searching4truth - September 29, 2013 at 10:01 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - September 29, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - October 2, 2013 at 4:50 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - October 2, 2013 at 5:06 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Doubting Thomas - October 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Searching4truth - October 2, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - October 3, 2013 at 2:33 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - October 2, 2013 at 7:56 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Brian37 - October 4, 2013 at 12:59 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - October 18, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - October 21, 2013 at 7:51 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - October 21, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - October 22, 2013 at 8:56 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - October 22, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - October 29, 2013 at 11:01 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Searching4truth - October 3, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - October 3, 2013 at 9:30 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - October 21, 2013 at 2:03 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - October 22, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - October 22, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - October 29, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 11:22 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - November 1, 2013 at 5:13 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by DeistPaladin - November 4, 2013 at 11:37 pm
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 9:14 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Tonus - November 6, 2013 at 9:16 am
RE: Mary's 10 Year Pregnancy! - by Statler Waldorf - November 14, 2013 at 7:29 pm

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