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That magical time of year again...
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That magical time of year again...
My cashier at the grocery store just wished me a "happy resurrection day". What the fuck? How unbelievably rude and pompous. It just amazes me how some Christians can be so damn sensitive about their own personal beliefs, but they have no problem shoving them down the throats of strangers with a complete disregard for (and frankly, apathy toward) those people's personal beliefs. Or lack of beliefs. Keep your Jesus in your fucking pants!

...sorry, I'm having a day. [emoji36][emoji53]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: That magical time of year again...
(March 24, 2016 at 3:29 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: My cashier at the grocery store just wished me a "happy resurrection day".  What the fuck?  How unbelievably rude and pompous.  It just amazes me how some Christians can be so damn sensitive about their own personal beliefs, but they have no problem shoving them down the throats of strangers with a complete disregard for (and frankly, apathy toward) those people's personal beliefs.  Or lack of beliefs.  Keep your Jesus in your fucking pants!

...sorry, I'm having a day.  [emoji36][emoji53]

The bank teller wished me a Happy Christmas once, so I leaned over and slammed my fist into her face repeatedly.

No, not really.
You're not an ugly person; you're a beautiful monkey.

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RE: That magical time of year again...
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That magical time of year again...
(March 24, 2016 at 3:31 pm)The Atheist Wrote:
(March 24, 2016 at 3:29 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: My cashier at the grocery store just wished me a "happy resurrection day".  What the fuck?  How unbelievably rude and pompous.  It just amazes me how some Christians can be so damn sensitive about their own personal beliefs, but they have no problem shoving them down the throats of strangers with a complete disregard for (and frankly, apathy toward) those people's personal beliefs.  Or lack of beliefs.  Keep your Jesus in your fucking pants!

...sorry, I'm having a day.  [emoji36][emoji53]

The bank teller wished me a Happy Christmas once, so I leaned over and slammed my fist into her face repeatedly.

No, not really.

LOL, only in all of our wildest dreams! [emoji12]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: That magical time of year again...
I get it all the time. Christians here believe that everyone in our community is a christian. They are not rude or pompous, just ignorant. Correcting them is like kicking a dog. They either don't understand what they did wrong (the blank look), pull back in horror or get angry.

My typical response is no or atheist and walk away.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#6
RE: That magical time of year again...
It can be funny how we think only after the fact of how we could have humorously responded.

I would have said, "Oh, is it the zombie apocalypse already?"
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: That magical time of year again...
(March 24, 2016 at 3:29 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: My cashier at the grocery store just wished me a "happy resurrection day".  What the fuck?  How unbelievably rude and pompous.  It just amazes me how some Christians can be so damn sensitive about their own personal beliefs, but they have no problem shoving them down the throats of strangers with a complete disregard for (and frankly, apathy toward) those people's personal beliefs.  Or lack of beliefs.  Keep your Jesus in your fucking pants!

...sorry, I'm having a day.  [emoji36][emoji53]

My, what is this world coming to?

(March 18, 2016 at 10:58 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Why would I need the character of Jesus to teach my child about loving fellow man?

Thinking

Seems he's not going to learn from YOUR example.
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RE: That magical time of year again...
(March 24, 2016 at 6:30 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Seems he's not going to learn from YOUR example.

The only thing he'll learn from your example is how to be self-righteous and inhuman.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: That magical time of year again...
Please tell me more about my inhumanity.
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#10
RE: That magical time of year again...
I think you phrased that incorrectly. In fact, I know it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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