Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Perhaps it's holy shit?
It is a bit silly though, I saw a bottle of holy water on Ebay bu tin the description it said that the bottle doesn't contain any holy water this can be obtained at your local church. All they needed to do was fill it up from a tap and say it's holy water no-one would know the difference. You can imagine someone giving a negative review saying "The water contained in this bottle is not holy, I threw it into the face of Count Dracula and it had no effect on him!"
