You can never be certain.
Quote:A bus load of nuns crashed and they all died! When they died they all appeared before the gates of heaven...
God said "Who-ever has had sexual contact of any kind come forward"....
There was some shuffling in the crowd and then one nun stepped forward...
"Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger" she said ... "put your finger in the holy water.. then you may pass through the gate" he said... and she did.
Another nun came forward "Once I fondled and stroked one". Once again he told the nun to put her hand in the holy water.
Then their was a commotion in the crowd. One nun is pushing her way up the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "sister sister what seems to be the rush? There is plenty of holy water; you will all be purified and enter Heaven."
The nun replies, "Maybe so, but if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
