(October 1, 2013 at 4:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:(October 1, 2013 at 4:10 pm)max-greece Wrote: OK, fuck it, definitive proof that man invented God and not the other way around.
Assumption:
Lets start by assuming that God invented man. Fine. If this is the case then God might have characteristics that man does not but man cannot have characteristics that God does not have as God wouldn't be able to perceive them. Are you with me so far?
Now evil isn't a problem - God has that one nailed down, goodness - OK, maybe. I'd even grant you love (distorted as it is).
There is, however, one specific thing that God does not have and we have in spades. We'll call that Stimbo.
Stimbo is as funny as fuck. He's had probably 50 recs from me just for making me spit coffee/coke and beer at my screen.
God, on the other hand, is not funny. There isn't a single gag in the whole of the Bible. God has no sense of humour.
Had God been in possession of a sense of humour he would not have turned Lot's wife into salt. He would have stood behind her in full regalia and when she turned round to peek he would have said "Boo"
Lots wife would have pissed herself. God could then say "I told you not to look round. Now you have pissed yourself and you have a long walk ahead of you and its really going to chaff."
That would have been both funny and appropriate punishment for the crime. Its what Stimbo would have done.
God couldn't do it because God just ain't funny.
Therefore God cannot have invented us as we are all fucking hilarious (but mainly Stimbo).
I thank you.
Alright, I'm convinced. All hail Stimbo! I will break out a sacramental beer on his behalf in a few minutes.
If God is not funny, but people are funny, then people could not have made up God, else they would have made Him funny.
