My favourite conspiracy theory is that Pippy is the leader of the New World Order, with plans for global domination (using reptillian humanoids as foot-soldiers). He single-handedly planned 9/11, the JFK assassination, the HAARP death ray, and he built a giant magnet underneath the Bermuda triangle to get rid of anyone who opposed him.
He usually spends his time pretending to be a conspiracy nutcase on online atheist forums, since he is very clever and knows that nobody suspects the spanish inquisition conspiracy theorists of being the ones behind the conspiracy. By presenting himself as some idiot with no sense of scope on reality, he is able to do as he wishes and gradually take over the governments of the world...one by one.
Scary stuff people...scary stuff.
He usually spends his time pretending to be a conspiracy nutcase on online atheist forums, since he is very clever and knows that nobody suspects the spanish inquisition conspiracy theorists of being the ones behind the conspiracy. By presenting himself as some idiot with no sense of scope on reality, he is able to do as he wishes and gradually take over the governments of the world...one by one.
Scary stuff people...scary stuff.
