I resent this! I'm an American. I'm smart!
Sure, so I had some difficulty figuring out
how to open this thread, but once I got it,
WATCH OUT! Then, I saw a link (i think)
and I thought about clicking on the link,
but I couldn't be certain that I should do
that, but once I figured out that my
monitor is not a touch screen, I did
click on the link, OH BOY! Now I'm just
getting started. Once I figured out
that my coffee cup was empty I put
more in it (problem solving skills) and
I called my European neighbor Heinz
over to read the article to me (I don't
want to strain my entitled eyes). Heinz
started laughing; I asked him what was
so hilarious. Heinz began speaking in
German, something like "Nicht schlau"
but don'e quote me on that one, he
also said "dumm", whatever that means.
Basically Heinz said that the article was
very nicely written and that it spoke
highly of America and American adults.
I don't remember loaning Heinz $20,
but since he asked if I had the 20 I got from
him, I figured I must owe him the cash.
See, I'm smart; I have friends I can trust;
and I'm an american - BOOM! Take that
Sure, so I had some difficulty figuring out
how to open this thread, but once I got it,
WATCH OUT! Then, I saw a link (i think)
and I thought about clicking on the link,
but I couldn't be certain that I should do
that, but once I figured out that my
monitor is not a touch screen, I did
click on the link, OH BOY! Now I'm just
getting started. Once I figured out
that my coffee cup was empty I put
more in it (problem solving skills) and
I called my European neighbor Heinz
over to read the article to me (I don't
want to strain my entitled eyes). Heinz
started laughing; I asked him what was
so hilarious. Heinz began speaking in
German, something like "Nicht schlau"
but don'e quote me on that one, he
also said "dumm", whatever that means.
Basically Heinz said that the article was
very nicely written and that it spoke
highly of America and American adults.
I don't remember loaning Heinz $20,
but since he asked if I had the 20 I got from
him, I figured I must owe him the cash.
See, I'm smart; I have friends I can trust;
and I'm an american - BOOM! Take that
