From the article:
"Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood."
After 39 months of this kind of pointless torment, I doubt I'd be eating the potato. It would be more like a forgotten chapter from "Portnoy's Complaint."
My verdict: he's gay; she's frigid; the sex (when they get around to it) will be awful.
"Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood."
After 39 months of this kind of pointless torment, I doubt I'd be eating the potato. It would be more like a forgotten chapter from "Portnoy's Complaint."
My verdict: he's gay; she's frigid; the sex (when they get around to it) will be awful.
