We need one to correct our mistakes (and clean up after you lot, if you're Staff). Call me picky, but I'd expect a bit more in the way of accuracy from someone in charge of running the Universe.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'