Material life, the only one we have, over a mythical afterlife where you spend eternity doing nothing but worshipping an evil dictator deity . . . ?
That's a tough one.
I'll take . . .
. . . wait I have to be certain.
Ummmm . . . .
Oh, what the Hades, I'll take reality. Thanks.
That's a tough one.
I'll take . . .
. . . wait I have to be certain.
Ummmm . . . .
Oh, what the Hades, I'll take reality. Thanks.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"