One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 2:03 pm
(This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 2:05 pm by Whateverist.)
Hi. I've been banned before as a Christian in spite of my efforts to save your asses. So I've hacked into this guys account to give you one final chance.
Now God wants your worship of your own free will. But my theory is just save they asses and let the man in the sky sort them out. So here's my pitch.
I was once just like you. Cussin, thievin, lying, no account, immoral, worthless .. the works. Then one day when I finally hit bottom I got down on my knees looked up and gave it all over to God. Hell I had fucked that life up. No way I wanted it no more.
So God came into me. (Who knew that could feel so good?) Pretty soon I was feeling better, a lot better. But I had been a sinner and so I owed God some souls. So here I am collecting for God almighty.
Come on, who is gonna join me? You don't have to go on in your fucked up misery. No sir. Just let that go and hop up on the save-your-ass train!
Well I tried. Hope that wasn't too spammy. Okay, I'm outta here. (Can't really stand you scum now that I'm all that.)
Now God wants your worship of your own free will. But my theory is just save they asses and let the man in the sky sort them out. So here's my pitch.
I was once just like you. Cussin, thievin, lying, no account, immoral, worthless .. the works. Then one day when I finally hit bottom I got down on my knees looked up and gave it all over to God. Hell I had fucked that life up. No way I wanted it no more.
So God came into me. (Who knew that could feel so good?) Pretty soon I was feeling better, a lot better. But I had been a sinner and so I owed God some souls. So here I am collecting for God almighty.
Come on, who is gonna join me? You don't have to go on in your fucked up misery. No sir. Just let that go and hop up on the save-your-ass train!
Well I tried. Hope that wasn't too spammy. Okay, I'm outta here. (Can't really stand you scum now that I'm all that.)
