Unforgivable Sin

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*Deidre* Offline

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RE: Unforgivable Sin

March 7, 2014 at 1:51 am

(March 6, 2014 at 11:22 am)Tonus Wrote: I think the real story is that after the first three plagues, Moses goes to see Pharaoh:

Moses: god has hardened your heart, that you may know that he is powerful.
Pharaoh: if he really wants to impress me, tell him to harden my cock!
*The room explodes into raucous laughter*
Yahweh: oh, is that how it's going to be? SEVEN MORE PLAGUES, ASSHOLE!!!
Egyptian Scribe: *wipes away tears* "harden my cock" LOL, gonna have to chisel that one on a wall...

I bet God laughed. Big Grin

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Unforgivable Sin - by shep - March 6, 2014 at 9:36 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Neo-Scholastic - March 6, 2014 at 9:56 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by truthBtold - March 6, 2014 at 10:59 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Aractus - March 8, 2014 at 5:50 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by sven - March 27, 2014 at 5:24 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Neo-Scholastic - April 15, 2014 at 11:04 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 6, 2014 at 10:22 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Godschild - March 7, 2014 at 1:37 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 7, 2014 at 10:00 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Godschild - March 7, 2014 at 8:20 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Mister Agenda - March 6, 2014 at 11:04 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Tonus - March 6, 2014 at 11:08 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by max-greece - March 7, 2014 at 10:34 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Bittersmart - March 7, 2014 at 10:45 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by max-greece - March 7, 2014 at 10:52 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Tonus - March 7, 2014 at 11:02 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 6, 2014 at 11:11 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Tonus - March 6, 2014 at 11:22 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by *Deidre* - March 7, 2014 at 1:51 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by *Deidre* - March 7, 2014 at 1:50 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Godschild - March 16, 2014 at 4:59 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Silver - March 16, 2014 at 12:23 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Godschild - March 27, 2014 at 4:08 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Silver - March 27, 2014 at 10:41 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2014 at 5:20 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chas - March 18, 2014 at 6:20 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Cinjin - March 7, 2014 at 1:51 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Miss Meng - March 7, 2014 at 10:12 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Bittersmart - March 7, 2014 at 10:23 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by DarkHorse - March 7, 2014 at 11:01 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Miss Meng - March 7, 2014 at 2:06 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 7, 2014 at 10:28 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by thesummerqueen - March 7, 2014 at 10:57 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Minimalist - March 7, 2014 at 1:14 pm

Re: RE: Unforgivable Sin - by KUSA - March 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Miss Meng - March 7, 2014 at 3:55 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Silver - March 7, 2014 at 3:57 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 7, 2014 at 3:58 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by ThePinsir - March 7, 2014 at 4:08 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Minimalist - March 7, 2014 at 5:31 pm

Re: RE: Unforgivable Sin - by KUSA - March 7, 2014 at 5:52 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 7, 2014 at 5:55 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by *Deidre* - March 7, 2014 at 6:11 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 7, 2014 at 8:29 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by *Deidre* - March 7, 2014 at 11:19 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by DarkHorse - March 8, 2014 at 2:59 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 8, 2014 at 4:50 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Tonus - March 8, 2014 at 1:16 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 8, 2014 at 1:51 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Bittersmart - March 8, 2014 at 3:47 pm

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RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Rahul - March 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 8, 2014 at 4:06 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 7, 2014 at 9:03 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Rahul - March 7, 2014 at 9:15 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 7, 2014 at 9:35 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 8, 2014 at 1:26 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by DarkHorse - March 8, 2014 at 2:25 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by thesummerqueen - March 8, 2014 at 3:37 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by LastPoet - March 8, 2014 at 3:38 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Minimalist - March 14, 2014 at 1:48 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 8, 2014 at 3:57 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 8, 2014 at 4:01 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by heathendegenerate - March 9, 2014 at 6:29 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by thesummerqueen - March 9, 2014 at 6:33 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by kılıç_mehmet - March 11, 2014 at 2:51 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Caesar - March 11, 2014 at 9:19 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by kılıç_mehmet - March 12, 2014 at 2:41 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 9:04 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 14, 2014 at 4:34 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by heathendegenerate - March 14, 2014 at 2:46 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by tor - March 14, 2014 at 8:14 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Severan - March 16, 2014 at 10:58 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 16, 2014 at 11:12 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by shep - March 18, 2014 at 9:43 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 5:01 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by shep - March 18, 2014 at 7:22 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Rahul - March 18, 2014 at 7:37 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by tor - March 19, 2014 at 1:36 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 16, 2014 at 11:24 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by fr0d0 - March 16, 2014 at 11:36 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Chad32 - March 16, 2014 at 12:17 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Rabb Allah - March 18, 2014 at 2:53 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 18, 2014 at 4:34 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by thesummerqueen - March 18, 2014 at 11:30 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by JeremyClarkson - March 26, 2014 at 1:33 am

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RE: Unforgivable Sin - by psychoslice - March 26, 2014 at 3:20 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Losty - March 26, 2014 at 5:11 pm

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Im_Ryan - March 27, 2014 at 11:20 am

RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Godschild - March 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

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RE: Unforgivable Sin - by Rabb Allah - April 14, 2014 at 5:32 pm

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