Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark

[Confused Ape]

All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.

All evidence for the gods being ancient astronauts has been classed as pseudo-science as well.

Pacal the Great: Mayan Ruler or Alien Airline Pilot?
The Mayans were lucky enough to have one of the coolest rulers in history: stylish, determined, and possibly an alien.

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The most distinct artifact, however, was the lid that covers the sarcophagus. Measuring 3.8 x 2.2 meters, and made of a single piece of solid limestone, the lid depicts a vivid scene of Pakal’s death. Beneath him is a representation of the Earth Goddess, a prominent deity in Mesoamerican religion, presumably “chewing” him into the underworld. Blossoming from his body is the tree of life, an axis mundi that connects this terrestrial world with different planes of existence. Captivating to say the least.

The Mayan’s Easy Rider
Daniken, however, has proposed an alternative hypothesis. He believes Pakal’s otherworldly travels are not only spiritual, but also physical. If the depiction on the lid is flipped horizontally, Pakal appears seated in what appears to be a modern day aircraft: the Earth Goddess who was once swallowing him is now transformed into a fuselage; his hands and feet are bent in order to manipulate the vessel’s controls; his nose is fastened to a breathing apparatus; and at the very rear is the vehicle’s exhaust.

Here's a selection of photos which are supposed to be compelling evidence for alien visitations. They include UFO's in medieval religious paintings and a cave painting which believers in ancient astronauts interpret as two figures wearing space suits.

Ancient Astronauts Photo Gallery

Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

I've been trying to look these up and came across the Ica Stones. (PS: I was writing this post when Simon Moon did his own post mentioning them).

It appears that these are a hoax designed to appeal to a wide range of beliefs.

What I do like about these stones is how they manage to cross all the common conspiracy groups at the same time. See, the stones simultaneously supposedly validate the claims of the Ancient Astronauts Theorists, the Creationists, and the Atlantis folks all at once. They seem to have a little something for everyone.

For the Creationist folks there is the images of Dinos and Man living together. Sometimes they are hunting each other, sometimes Man is domesticating the Dinos. Whatever image that stones depict, all the Creationists see is evidence of a young earth and their particular slant on prehistory, despite the 60 million years that separates living dinosaurs from our earliest human ancestors.

For the Ancient Alien folks, there appear to be several stones that depict celestial bodies, things that might be space ships, and of course the Nazca Lines. All those things add up to Aliens visiting and teaching humans advanced technology, and leaving the newly advanced humans species with no other way to record such a visit, then to carve the events primitively onto stones.

For the Atlantis folks there are images of advanced technology and surgery. Stuff far to advanced for primitive brown people, so obviously the erudite Atlanteans brought their knowledge to these people, and again, had no better way to record all of this then to carve it into stone.

This doesn't mean that legends and myths about dragons and other creatures weren't based on something factual, though.

The History Of Dinosaur Discovery

Many people are under the impression that the first bones and evidence of the existence of the dinosaur were first unearthed in the 19th century. In fact, dinosaur bones were discovered over 3000 years ago by the Chinese and there have been recordings of "dragon's teeth" being found in parts of China and used for medicinal purposes. Over the centuries since, China has become one of the more prolific areas for dinosaur bone discoveries. It is also believed that dinosaurs have their place in Greek Mythology and actually were the catalyst for the mythical Griffin.

These early finds of dinosaur remains were not recognized because very few people really knew what they had actually found. It was shortly before 1825 when people began to unearth huge, strange looking bones in England. some even believed that the bones were from giant men. As far back as 1676 Reverend Robert Plot of Oxford actually had a picture of a large bone published. It became the very first published record of dinosaur remains, even though at the time Reverend Plot had no idea of exactly what it was he had found.