If one of them can put in all the nails BY HIMSELF I'll start to believe in their religion.
Neil to Vyvyan (on the Young Ones), thinking Vyvyvan is going to crucify himself, "That's a really negative way to kill yourself. I've tried it hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail!"
Neil to Vyvyan (on the Young Ones), thinking Vyvyvan is going to crucify himself, "That's a really negative way to kill yourself. I've tried it hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"