RE: My Creationist friend
April 20, 2010 at 5:53 am
(This post was last modified: April 20, 2010 at 5:57 am by Loki_999.)
(April 20, 2010 at 5:29 am)Janey Wrote:(April 20, 2010 at 2:40 am)Minimalist Wrote: How did "Noah" manage to get American bison, grizzly bears, kangaroos, Alpacas, African elephants, etc. etc. to the Middle East in time to board and how did he get them back?
This is the explanation for the Kangaroos. Enjoy.
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/kangaroo.html
Blimey.... so continental drift is much faster than we expected! Screw booking holidays in the sun this year. I'll just wait until my country migrates to the equator.... should be there in a few months!
Did you also notice they mentioned velociraptors as being on the ark? So dinosaurs were on the ark as well!!! Wow, that refutes the earlier video who showed how regular animals could have fitted on the ark. Can you imagine the poor bastard who had to feed and clean up after the tyrannosaurs? And where the hell are they all now? I want a Brontosaurus for Christmas!!!
OMFG... it gets better!!!
Quote:Satyrs, which many believe to have been strictly demonic in origin due to the goat like features attributed to them by Pagans, were actually a conflation of demons and kangaroos by the ignorant Pagan natives of Greece.
So, the poor ignorant greeks confused Kangaroos with Satyrs because they were ignorant pagans.... not like the highly advanced (*cough*) desert civilization that the Hebrews had at that time.
Some excuse can be made for the sheep who actually believe this tripe, but the people who write it and present it as truth are either highly delusional or highly manipulative and should burn in hell (figuratively speaking of course)
A finite number of monkeys with a finite number of typewriters and a finite amount of time could eventually reproduce 4chan.
