My Creationist friend

[Minimalist]

So then, did kangaroos once live in the Middle East? ("It is clear that they must have. There is no other sound, Biblical explanation!")

He's right. Says a lot for "biblical explanations!"

Satyrs, which many believe to have been strictly demonic in origin due to the goat like features attributed to them by Pagans, were actually a conflation of demons and kangaroos by the ignorant Pagan natives of Greece.

I thought all the "ignorant Pagan natives of Greece" were DEAD?


However, I hope you see how impossible it is to convince aFirst-Rate creationist dickhead of anything when their minds are made up to believe sheer nonsense.