Which Version Of Christianity Is The Correct One?

[popeyespappy]

Here are a few examples to illustrate what I mean -

Some Christians insist that Roman Catholics, Mormons and Jehohvah's Witnesses aren't real Christians. Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons and the Eastern Orthodox Church insist they they have the correct teachings.

There are thousands of different Christian denominations. If somebody wanted to convert to Christianity, which version of Christianity should they choose? After all, it would be awful to convert to Version A only to discover that Version Q is the correct one.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.