Which Version Of Christianity Is The Correct One?

[John V]

Right, you don't. Because, ultimately, the only version of Christianity you'll ever adhere to is the one which fits your preferences, agrees with the beliefs you already have, and is convenient for you to practice.

There are 2 billion Christians practicing 2 billion different religions, and all of the other 1,999,999,999 are wrong,

Nope, all 2 billion are wrong in some way.

and the only time you'll let them under your umbrella is if you need to whip out a quick argument ad populum.

Uh, Sparky, have you read the thread? I said I'll let them under my umbrella if they accept the apostles' creed. That's a pretty big umbrella.

Which is why your faith is a complete joke. But, don't take it personally. Every believer in every religion does what you do, and they are all jokes.

So you think most of the people who have ever lived are jokes, and you accuse me of having a small umbrella. That's some interesting logic.