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Becoming an Atheist (how to leave another religion?)
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RE: Becoming an Atheist (how to leave another religion?)
Easy.

Next Sunday get up and go to Church with your Husband. Walk up to the podium, turn the mic on and announce:

"I hereby deny the existance of, and denounce any belief in God the father, Jesus the son and the holy spirit." Then walk out.

That oughta do it. Problem solved.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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RE: Becoming an Atheist (how to leave another religion?) - by Dotard - December 18, 2008 at 12:19 am

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