Christians: Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Muslims: Isn't Allah really just Yahweh?
Mormons: Do you even know that Joseph Smith was a known con man?
Scientologists: Do you even know that L. Ron Hubbard made a bet that he could make a religion?
Deists: Isn't your idea of god a cruel and negligent one?
Pantheists: If everything is divine or god, then what isn't divine and how can you tell what is and isn't?
Panpsychists: Are atoms themself minds?
Muslims: Isn't Allah really just Yahweh?
Mormons: Do you even know that Joseph Smith was a known con man?
Scientologists: Do you even know that L. Ron Hubbard made a bet that he could make a religion?
Deists: Isn't your idea of god a cruel and negligent one?
Pantheists: If everything is divine or god, then what isn't divine and how can you tell what is and isn't?
Panpsychists: Are atoms themself minds?
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.