Intelligent Design: Did you design yourself?

[Rampant.A.I.]

History of Gravity
Gravity is a controversial theory some scientists present as a scientific explanation for falling. Gravity is not a physical object, and thus it has not been directly observed. Therefore, any statement about falling should be considered as theory, not fact. There are many unanswered questions about falling, including:
Why do apples fall, but birds fly?
Why do objects of different mass fall at the same speed?
What is terminal velocity? I mean, how can a velocity "terminate"?
Study hard and keep an open mind. Someday, you may contribute to the theories of falling.
Because Newton's Theory is a theory, it continues to be tested as new evidence is discovered. The Theory is not a fact. Gaps in the Theory exist for which there is yet no evidence. A theory is defined as a well-tested explanation that unifies a broad range of observations. Intelligent Falling is an explanation of falling that differs from Newton's view.

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