I know it's probably a typo, but loving the word “nullshit“ - not only is the thing in question shit, it's also nothing. This needs to be in dictionaries.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
