Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Bob Kelso]

Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age.

Yes, vague messages that could describe basically any time after the agricultural revolution are a sure fire way to know when the end is coming.

We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse.

Nigh on every generation says this.

I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime.

Such drivel has been uttered by nearly every Christian generation, though some followed that up with "Die, infidel!" so you're markedly better.

Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777

"Blah, blah blah, proselytizing bullshittery, blah, blah, blah."

Try a new format mate, this shit is about 2000 years old.

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Anyway, I plan to be in an iron chariot. God can't touch me.

Goddammit Stim, I was going to say that.