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Thank you Christians...
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RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 11, 2014 at 11:18 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.
Quite the attitude for someone who came here to preach in hopes of getting some "heaven points."

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.
Dude, it's imaginary. And that book where it was dreamed up makes it look far from merciful.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.
Nothing wrong with my heart, according to my doctor leastwise. I'll trust him a hell of a lot farther that that murdering bastard you claim is such a wonderful, forgiving gawd.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?
Evidence is the only fucking way we have to tell the truth from the bullshit! Since your bullshit has no evidence...

calm down little man, you're going to have an aneurism.
Next, there is no exchange rate on evidence and faith. Get over it, there is no evidence offered for something you have to BELIEVE in. How are you all so slow? Faith is belief without evidence.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!
Eternity in your hell sounds better than eternity in your heaven slobbing the knob of some uber-powerful ass-hat with great fucking huge self-esteem issues.[/quote]

Perhaps, but since there is no evidence for that either as you have clearly pointed out, I'd say you're opting for the wrong destination.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.
No there isn't going to be a new anything. Why don't you try picking up a book other than your buy-bull. Any book.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.
So why are you christer wing-nuts always so smug and prideful?!?

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Ask and ye shall receive.
Complete, pure and unadulterated bullshit! I've tried this path. Sought, asked, pleaded, got down on my knees and fucking begged because I wanted to believe so badly.


Piss off little god boy.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:20 am)Eye of God Wrote: It's not a death cult it's a LIFE cult. Amen! Big Grin
Nope. Definitely a death cult. Otherwise the rewards would be granted in this life.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:20 am)Eye of God Wrote: However, what do you mean? Were you once a member of the flock? Why would you ever leave Jesus?
Who wouldn't want to get away once their sense of smell was refined enough to detect the bullshit?!?

(June 11, 2014 at 10:13 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I will still attempt to respond to as many of you as I can.

Translation from christerese:
I will reply to those who's point I can comprehend with my feeble skills and who I think will be swayed by my bukkshit arguments.
[/quote]

First of all, if you're going to insult the way I speak, you should call it simply Christese, and if you want to insult my intelligence, you should probably learn to spell *bullshit.

You're about a bright as 5watt bulb. Are you the village idiot the atheists keep around for laughs? I'd heard better arguments from mentally handicapped people and seen better insults from, well, anyone.
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Messages In This Thread
Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 9, 2014 at 6:50 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 6:58 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 7:07 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 9, 2014 at 7:22 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by ThomM - June 14, 2014 at 7:30 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Silver - June 11, 2014 at 2:48 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Zidneya - June 11, 2014 at 3:05 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Sinbad - June 11, 2014 at 11:15 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Esquilax - June 11, 2014 at 4:40 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 11, 2014 at 5:03 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 11, 2014 at 8:39 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 11, 2014 at 9:29 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Bob Kelso - June 11, 2014 at 11:29 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by RobbyPants - June 11, 2014 at 12:09 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mister Agenda - June 11, 2014 at 12:25 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Ravenshire - June 11, 2014 at 11:18 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 13, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Ravenshire - June 13, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Esquilax - June 14, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 12, 2014 at 1:37 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 12, 2014 at 1:41 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by ThomM - June 13, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Tonus - June 13, 2014 at 9:13 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 13, 2014 at 10:56 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by naturestubbs1 - June 15, 2014 at 6:49 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 2:14 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 2:20 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 2:22 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 2:25 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 2:29 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Zidneya - June 12, 2014 at 1:07 am
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 11, 2014 at 2:42 am
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 11, 2014 at 2:50 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Esquilax - June 11, 2014 at 10:30 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cato - June 11, 2014 at 10:42 am
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 12, 2014 at 1:20 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by ronedee - June 12, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Re: RE: Thank you Christians... - by KUSA - June 13, 2014 at 9:00 pm
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 13, 2014 at 9:49 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by vodkafan - June 14, 2014 at 8:45 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 8:58 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by vodkafan - June 14, 2014 at 9:05 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 9:12 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by vodkafan - June 14, 2014 at 9:17 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Creed of Heresy - June 15, 2014 at 6:54 pm

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