Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Revelation777]

John Wycliffe wrote the Bible. No one really had it before he came along. The Catholics supposedly had one but they never showed it to anyone so they could have been faking it.

Manuscripts, manuscripts...Mr Wycliff translated

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Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age.

Yes, vague messages that could describe basically any time after the agricultural revolution are a sure fire way to know when the end is coming.

We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse.

Nigh on every generation says this.

I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime.

Such drivel has been uttered by nearly every Christian generation, though some followed that up with "Die, infidel!" so you're markedly better.

Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777

"Blah, blah blah, proselytizing bullshittery, blah, blah, blah."

Try a new format mate, this shit is about 2000 years old.

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Anyway, I plan to be in an iron chariot. God can't touch me.

Goddammit Stim, I was going to say that.

Dear Sir,
All it has to happen is once, and it is coming. Your time table is not the same as the Lords. He is delaying to allow such ones as yourself to repent. The door of the ark closed at some point. Then came the flood. There still is time but don't put off salvation another day.

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Incidentally, is it just me who sees this thread title and hears Arnie going “Get to da choppah!“ ?

Not just you.

Maybe Arnie should of said, "GET IN THE ARK! DO IT NOW!"