Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Ryantology]

Dear Chuhlu,
I know you may not think much of the Bible but please read this...
2Pe 3:4 They will say, "Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation."
2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,
2Pe 3:6 and that by means of these the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished.
2Pe 3:7 But by the same word the heavens and earth that now exist are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
2Pe 3:8 But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2Pe 3:9 The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance.

Writer: Here's a bunch of horseshit nobody will ever be able to call us on because our powers of prophecy lack anything resembling precision, have so little hard detail as to be basically meaningless, and are so vague in what is even being described that they can be interpreted any way you wish.

Believer: Who cares if there have been two thousand years with no Jesus comeback? I'm sure it will happen in my lifetime! Just like every Christian ancestor I've had in the last two thousand years was sure it would happen in their lifetimes! Cuz the Bible said so!