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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 9:42 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: There was a great evil in the world back then just like there is today. Read newspaper.

So your god's Final Solution To The Great Evil Question did fuck all, basically.

No, God is working on restoring the world to its original state, without sin. Got to purge out the sin and the devil first though.

(June 12, 2014 at 9:44 am)Chuck Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 9:09 am)max-greece Wrote: Erm......the ark?

A wooden boat? In a fire? Are you fucknuts or what?



It must be a boat made from chemically impregnated, fire resistant wood as advertised by the born again chemical industry.


Speaking of which, science says life has 500 million - 2.8 billion more years before ending in drought, earth has 6 billion more years before ending in fire, and all creation has >>100 trillion years before ending in ice.

I trust these more than the likes of you.

Scientist be so smartz

(June 12, 2014 at 9:50 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 9:09 am)max-greece Wrote: Erm......the ark?

A wooden boat? In a fire? Are you fucknuts or what?

You forgot; Christians don't believe in science. So the fire couldn't possibly burn through a wooden boat.

No, Christians believe in the natural and the supernatural.

(June 12, 2014 at 9:52 am)Stimbo Wrote: Anyway, I plan to be in an iron chariot. God can't touch me.

You need to have a chat with Elijah

(June 12, 2014 at 9:59 am)pocaracas Wrote: If the big guy is bringing in fire, I bring forth my whitewalker army.

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What would a White Walker do to me>?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:15 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Revelation777 - June 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:01 pm
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