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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 18, 2014 at 8:57 am
It seems odd that an all present deity would need anyone to spread his word anywhere. He's supposedly literally right beside everyone on the planet, yet he can't figure out how to talk to them without a third party present.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:15 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 12, 2014 at 7:29 am
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Chad32 - June 12, 2014 at 7:59 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Tonus - June 12, 2014 at 8:20 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Chad32 - June 18, 2014 at 8:57 am
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