Why "mysterious ways" don't matter.

[LostLocke]

1. If Sauron exists, objective moral values exist
2. Objective moral values exist
3. Therefore Sauron exists.

I'm glad to see you've accepted Sauron as your Lord and Savior.

I'm also glad to see you still haven't figured out the formatting for a proper logical argument. Here's a better example:

1. If SteveII keeps making the same baseless assertions he is a troll.
2. SteveII keeps making the same baseless assertions.
3. Therefore, SteveII is a troll.

That's how you format an if-then logical argument.