RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 11:51 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Wrong! According to your own mythology the "sacrifice" was exactly why Jesus was on Earth in the first place. Because, apparently, an all powerful deity couldn't change its own rules any other way.
Also, I'm not Luckie - she's a mod. I'm Beccs. I know those names are so similar it's hard not to mix us up, but you really need to be more careful.
The "Rapture" isn't even a part of standard Christian mythology. It was invented by some American clergy over a century ago. It's why you never hear talk of the "rapture" outside of American Christianity.
And, no, I won't be dragged back into your mythology. And threats don't work on me.
Threats of imaginary torment only work on the weak minded and those already indoctrinated to the fear.
(July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Losty Wrote: How many people are currently on the ark? Is sex permitted on the ark? Orgies? Listen rev. I've been sexually repressed by religion my whole life bae. I'm insatiable. You want me on the ark? Make me an offer my libido can't refuse.
All those who believe...when Sodom burned with lust over those who came to rescue Lot the results were not good. I suggest take a cold shower then get in the ark. Where we are going there is no more need for sex.
(July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Beccs Wrote: If it was free it would be unconditional and they wouldn't need the threat of hell.
The only other place to be if you reject wanting to spend eternity with the Lord is that place prepared for Satan and his angels. Your choice mate.
I'm not your "mate".
I have too much self-worth for that.
And since Satan is an imaginary as your god, then threats of this kind are just bullshit.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
