(July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
All those who believe...when Sodom burned with lust over those who came to rescue Lot the results were not good. I suggest take a cold shower then get in the ark. Where we are going there is no more need for sex.
I have to thank you for your hilarious joke about Lot.
The God character said that he was going to destroy the city so Abraham went into bargaining mode and finally convinced the God character that Lot and his family should be spared. Lot had a couple of skanky daughters. In one verse they were married but in another one he claimed that they were virgins. Anyway, Lot was going to pimp them off to the townsmen so that the townsmen wouldn't rape his strange house guests.
Lot and his hookers escape town but Lot's wife gets dessicated becuase she looked back to see how her former friends and neighbors were coping with being burned alive.
Now with the old lady out of the way the horny daughters went to work on the drunken Lot and had a cave full of dirt rats. They didn't have any rugs since they were hauling barrels of wine and didn't have any extra room for bulky rugs.
Now if Lot and his skanky daughters got away with their romps in the cave why were the townmen worse than they were?
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