(July 19, 2014 at 9:13 am)Esquilax Wrote: Just out of interest, because I never cared to search through an old book for permission for sexual things, is there an actual unambiguous prohibition of masturbation in the bible? Or is this another one of those things where they take vaguely intersecting single verses from disparate books and use them to construct a patchwork interpretation based on whatever's convenient at the time?
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When I turned 15 my Aunt and Uncle got me a masturbation devotional for my birthday. Not kidding. The most horrifying birthday gift ever, complete with bible verses and lines to write about when I masturbated and how. The trick apparently is that you can masturbate but you cannot imagine sex while you're doing it. Which I always though would defeat the purpose of masturbation. Anyways, yea, this was another episode of "the more you know" about Losty. I'm going to hide behind my hands now so you can't look at me.