Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"

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I'm tickled by the thought of Ken Ham or some other fundie knuckle-dragger trying to persuade a being sophisticated enough to traverse such vast distances that he/she/it must accept Jesus as their personal lord and savior. I imagine that the slack-jawed (or whatever) look of incredulity on the face of the alien visitor would be priceless. Then, to round out my fantasy, the extraterrestrial would put him down with a fucking light saber like one would put down a rabid dog.