Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.

[Anomalocaris]

You dial up a customer service helpline. The 'phone rings and rings, but nobody picks up. What's the simplest explanation?

A) The agent is far too busy to answer your call

B) The agent is waiting for you to sort out your own problem

C) The agent hates you and everyone who calls

D) The agent isn't there

E) You dialed the wrong number.

F) You dailed the same number on the same phone as the christian, but the christian tells you the number you dialed is wrong and his is right, because while you demonstrably got no answer, he claim, but can't demonstrate, a voice came on the line to tell him what questions to ask.