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Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.
RE: Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.
(July 29, 2014 at 12:40 pm)theophilus Wrote:
(July 29, 2014 at 10:50 am)Stimbo Wrote: You dial up a customer service helpline. The 'phone rings and rings, but nobody picks up. What's the simplest explanation?

A) The agent is far too busy to answer your call

B) The agent is waiting for you to sort out your own problem

C) The agent hates you and everyone who calls

D) The agent isn't there
E) You dialed the wrong number.

Nice try, but I asked for the simplest explanation. Not a rationalisation.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer. - by Cyberman - August 2, 2014 at 10:40 am

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