The Bible, what's literal and what's not?

[downbeatplumb]

I believe what the Bible says because God says it's true and I've discovered this in my relationship with Him.

So god came to you personaly and said 'this bible its true' or did you hear he'd said that somewhere?

I'd check your sources I think they are wrong.

I have read the bible and its batshit crazy.

Have you ever just read it cover to cover rather than cherry pick the 'lessons', it reads really badly , like the worst novel ever, (which it gets my vote for by the way)