Anyone whose last faint flickerings of conscience make them assure you that what they want to sell you is the absolute truth knows damn well that it's anything but.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
