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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 2:39 pm
I'd have a sad, since I couldn't make any friends since I'd be more powerful than everybody. I could levitate my BFFs Mazda 323 if I wanted. The couldn't, and would be all jelly.

Actually WTF? I'd be able to make my own friends! We'd all take over the PA at a soccer stadium before a game and blast jazz, drone, and indie stuff for the girls and guys to practice to.

I'd be somewhat of a jerk if I did that, but not a psychopath like the real God.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 18, 2014 at 2:34 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by FatAndFaithless - November 18, 2014 at 2:34 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by c172 - November 18, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by KevinM1 - November 18, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by abaris - November 18, 2014 at 4:42 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by KUSA - November 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by The Valkyrie - November 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Piscinin - November 18, 2014 at 4:55 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by abaris - November 18, 2014 at 5:02 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by The Valkyrie - November 18, 2014 at 5:07 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by DramaQueen - November 18, 2014 at 5:12 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Thumpalumpacus - November 18, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by abaris - November 18, 2014 at 5:41 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Thumpalumpacus - November 18, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by abaris - November 18, 2014 at 5:51 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Cato - November 18, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Piscinin - November 18, 2014 at 6:12 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Thumpalumpacus - November 18, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Piscinin - November 18, 2014 at 5:42 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by MechViking - November 18, 2014 at 7:25 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 18, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by vorlon13 - November 18, 2014 at 9:26 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 18, 2014 at 11:05 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 18, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 18, 2014 at 11:44 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 18, 2014 at 11:47 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by vorlon13 - November 18, 2014 at 11:23 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by DramaQueen - November 18, 2014 at 11:29 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by DramaQueen - November 18, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 18, 2014 at 11:49 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 18, 2014 at 11:53 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Wyrd of Gawd - November 20, 2014 at 4:02 am
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Whateverist - November 20, 2014 at 6:54 am
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by pocaracas - November 20, 2014 at 7:07 am
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 20, 2014 at 9:42 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by The Grand Nudger - November 20, 2014 at 9:48 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 20, 2014 at 10:07 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by Ravenshire - November 20, 2014 at 10:27 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by dyresand - November 20, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by ThomM - November 22, 2014 at 11:56 am
RE: what would you do if you were god. - by MechViking - November 22, 2014 at 12:26 pm

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