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what would you do if you were god.
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what would you do if you were god.
i would make people stop believing in me. i would have them grow up without me they wouldn't need me i gave them life free will they are good on their own. if they did bad in life the only punishment is getting a cold harsh glare for 7 thousand years or have them work for me.
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#2
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I'd make two-line OPs a sin.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I'd have a sad, since I couldn't make any friends since I'd be more powerful than everybody. I could levitate my BFFs Mazda 323 if I wanted. The couldn't, and would be all jelly.

Actually WTF? I'd be able to make my own friends! We'd all take over the PA at a soccer stadium before a game and blast jazz, drone, and indie stuff for the girls and guys to practice to.

I'd be somewhat of a jerk if I did that, but not a psychopath like the real God.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#4
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I'd put a stop to One Direction
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#5
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I'd play with my SIM game and had fun with it.

There's no shortage of dorks to watch after all.
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#6
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I'd get really creative making lethal viruses and antibiotic resistant bacteria.
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#7
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I'd make a personal appearance and directly do the following.

1: Make sure everyone knew I existed and clearly delivered my message
2: I'd bitch slap every fucker doing stupid shit in my name.
3: Create a special hell just for Child molesters, paedophiles, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, and other evils in the world.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#8
RE: what would you do if you were god.
I`d create some other beings at my level and try to have actual friends, not slaves that have to love me uncoditionally otherwise they`ll burn for eternity.
If it`s true that our species is alone in the universe then I`d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
(November 18, 2014 at 4:55 pm)Piscinin Wrote: I`d create some other beings at my level and try to have actual friends, not slaves that have to love me uncoditionally otherwise they`ll burn for eternity.

You mean something like the Q Continuum.
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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