How is one orgins story considered better than another

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Yeah! They say that sometimes. You can hear them then

If you believe in anything hard enough, it comes true. It's like returning to your childhood where make believe and reality seemed interchangeable. And you didn't know long words like interchangeable or butt-probe.

Just keep believing... Squeeze your eyes really tight... Sit in a darkened room humming... Eventually whatever you take in with you, will start talking to you.

Try it out!

If it doesn't work, it's cos you didn't believe hard enough. You suck and I'll come punish you, give me your address.