Rant mode on. Royal Family

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Ask me if I give one fuck about the Royal family. Ask me if I give shit where they went on vacation or what they ate for dinner. I don't give a flying fuck. I am sick of humans thinking celebrity and wealth is something to masturbate over.

The Royal family farts and everyone sniffs their asses. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

They are going to push up daisies just like me.

You'd do really well in Northern Ireland.

Bits of it, at least.

Boru

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I like the Royals, whenever some Limey starts giving me guff about being American, I can always retort, "Yeah, well at least I don't have to kneel before a queen".

They're useful, like that.

Well, strictly speaking, one doesn't kneel before the queen. Unless you're being knighted or being invested as the Archbishop of Canterbury (both of which I keep missing out on for some reason), gentlemen bow to Her Royal Wastefulness, and ladies curtsey.

Here endeth today's etiquette lesson. We now return you to your regularly scheduled kvetching.

Boru