Rant mode on. Royal Family

[Thumpalumpacus]

Well, judging by the number of religious leaders getting caught out in recent years in gay sex scandals I'd say there are many Americans kneeling before closeted queens (in church, at least).

It's a good thing I'm not religious!

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Well, strictly speaking, one doesn't kneel before the queen. Unless you're being knighted or being invested as the Archbishop of Canterbury (both of which I keep missing out on for some reason), gentlemen bow to Her Royal Wastefulness, and ladies curtsey.

Here endeth today's etiquette lesson. We now return you to your regularly scheduled kvetching.

Boru

So, you're saying that your queen requires men to bend over?

Funny, that.