Billboard proclaims "Nobody is born gay"

[Ryantology]

You made the conscious and deliberate choice to like that smell because you hate God.

That's a load of crap. you idiot.

No, it's absolutely true. I sat down one day and convinced myself that not hating God was uncool and made the decision to start hating God right away. Then I decided that I hated all gods, I guess. Like, you know how the Bible seems like complete bullshit and how it falls apart entirely when subjected even to the most casual scrutiny? That's actually untrue. The Bible is practically a science book, but I refuse to believe that because I hate God.