Billboard proclaims "Nobody is born gay"

[CapnAwesome]

Bullshit, that's why I think the argument holds no water. I'm sure that there are more people with bi-sexual inclinations out there then surveys would show, but those who say that everyone is bi-sexual to some degree are basically making the same argument as that billboard.

I can't choose to enjoy a dick sandwich. Maybe some people can choose and others cannot. However if you make the claim that you can choose to be gay, the person who is saying that is implicitly saying that they can choose to enjoy a dick in the mouth. Personally I find it to be gross. I actually find men in general to be kind of gross and obnoxious to boot. I'm happy to be a heterosexual man for sure.

And you would make a very good one also.

I would make a terrible gay person. Other than being in good shape I don't bring much to the gay table: I'm a huge slob, have shitty personal hygiene, don't like to dance, enjoy watching sports, don't wear bright colors, would never shave my pubes or the thing that threatens to become a unibrow more and more every year. I'm like a heterosexual stereotype.

In fact this is partly why I empathize with gay people. I am no more in control of my attributes in the fact that I like my face to be squeezed between my girlfriend's ample bosom than they are about wanting a good ole dick in the mouth. Anybody who says you can choose to be gay should suck a dick so they can prove their point.