Prinicipal just made us pray

[The Valkyrie]

If you're feeling gutsy, take a mat into school with you. If he asks you to pray, put the mat down on the floor, kneel on it and do your best impression of a Muslim prayer you can.

Or ask permission to offer up a blood sacrifice to Yahweh. Remember, he doesn't like the smell of veggies, he wants animal death. Perhaps you could offer up the janitor as a blood sacrifice..

True! Ask your classmates if they know anyone named Isaac.