The 10 Most Ridiculous Beliefs in the Christian Delusion
December 20, 2014 at 2:46 am
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 4:11 am by Mudhammam.)
10. If you are gullible enough to believe in Christianity, you won't have to spend your afterlife in the torments of hell.
9. Hell.
8. There is a real evil spirit named Satan or Lucifer and he wants your soul!
7. Prophets foretold the coming of the Messiah and King Jesus!
6. God impregnated a young virgin. And that was after his "angel" Gabriel told her in a vision.
5. God is one Being but three Persons. It's just too "mysterious" for stupid people to understand... like us Christians.
4. God rose himself from the dead...and then floated into the sky 40 days later, before anyone outside of his devoted inner circle had a chance to see him.
3. God is the world's most successful author; he wrote a total of sixty-six books and his career lasted approximately 1,400 B.C.-100 A.D. (according to Christians)! Incredible longevity!
2. God created a Universe, the observable portion being at least 539,400,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles across, 13.8 billion years ago, so that through your 9-10 decades on Earth (if you're very lucky), you could be born into sin but acquire the free gift of salvation, per his mercy, and be granted an eternity of life side by side with him in heaven---by believing in a story he wrote down by manipulating the hands of Greek-speaking Jews 2,000 years ago.
And the winner is....
1. God requires human sacrifice to repay evil and Jesus' virgin blood was just the ingredient that holy justice demanded.
9. Hell.
8. There is a real evil spirit named Satan or Lucifer and he wants your soul!
7. Prophets foretold the coming of the Messiah and King Jesus!
6. God impregnated a young virgin. And that was after his "angel" Gabriel told her in a vision.
5. God is one Being but three Persons. It's just too "mysterious" for stupid people to understand... like us Christians.
4. God rose himself from the dead...and then floated into the sky 40 days later, before anyone outside of his devoted inner circle had a chance to see him.
3. God is the world's most successful author; he wrote a total of sixty-six books and his career lasted approximately 1,400 B.C.-100 A.D. (according to Christians)! Incredible longevity!
2. God created a Universe, the observable portion being at least 539,400,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles across, 13.8 billion years ago, so that through your 9-10 decades on Earth (if you're very lucky), you could be born into sin but acquire the free gift of salvation, per his mercy, and be granted an eternity of life side by side with him in heaven---by believing in a story he wrote down by manipulating the hands of Greek-speaking Jews 2,000 years ago.
And the winner is....
1. God requires human sacrifice to repay evil and Jesus' virgin blood was just the ingredient that holy justice demanded.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
