Here's my list:
10) God cares if you jack off.
9) The trinity bullshit.
8) A wooden ship 500 feet long didn't break up after forty days in a stormy sea.
7) Apples bequeath morality.
6) God bakes his misbehaving children at 425°F for all eternity because he loves them. They're clearly overdone by that time.
5) God can make an entire Universe, but he needs salesmen to make his money for Him.
4) Jesus knew what it meant to be human without ever once having had a great piece of ass. I'm definitely calling bullshit on this.
3) "The meek shall inherit the Earth." Wrong. The meek shall inherit a good screwing.
2) Mary was a virgin. I'm sure she said she was -- remember, she would have been stoned to death admitting adultery or fornication -- but apples don't fall far from apple trees, and little Jesus was a human, according to Lek, Drich, and the other knucklefuckers here.
... and number one on tonight's Top Ten list --
1) Morality is objective so long as their book written by humans says it is.
10) God cares if you jack off.
9) The trinity bullshit.
8) A wooden ship 500 feet long didn't break up after forty days in a stormy sea.
7) Apples bequeath morality.
6) God bakes his misbehaving children at 425°F for all eternity because he loves them. They're clearly overdone by that time.
5) God can make an entire Universe, but he needs salesmen to make his money for Him.
4) Jesus knew what it meant to be human without ever once having had a great piece of ass. I'm definitely calling bullshit on this.
3) "The meek shall inherit the Earth." Wrong. The meek shall inherit a good screwing.
2) Mary was a virgin. I'm sure she said she was -- remember, she would have been stoned to death admitting adultery or fornication -- but apples don't fall far from apple trees, and little Jesus was a human, according to Lek, Drich, and the other knucklefuckers here.
... and number one on tonight's Top Ten list --
1) Morality is objective so long as their book written by humans says it is.
