Weird things theists have told you

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Luckily I haven't had any major dealings with nutcases.

I think the most annoying thing, as has been noted, is the arrogance of people. They think that there's a God in charge of this whole universe, but that they are so important that god comes down to give them some mild fortune.

I was playing indoor bowls with my neighbour at the local club. I was on his team and we won by quite a bit that day. As it was his birthday, he said, "I think him up there was looking out for me on my birthday."

As well as annoying, it's frustrating to see people give away credit for their own accomplishments. I know this wasn't exactly a huge deal, but I've heard similar things often.