(January 5, 2015 at 12:34 pm)dyresand Wrote:(January 5, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Quite hard to persuade an alligator to do that I should think.
I'm pretty sure they had something to scoop up animal droppings.
Noah : cages all clean for the day?
ham : mammals all done
Japheth : I've done the birds
Noah : shem?
Shem : ummm (shifts nervously)
ham (smugly) : shem hasn't done all the reptiles dad
Shem : oh for fuck sake! Last time I tried to do the velocirapters the bastard thing nearly took my arm off!
noah : shem, we made a covenant with God to save ALL the animals. Even the bitey ones.
Shem :fine. You do the fucking velocirapters.
noah : don't get lippy with me boy...
Shem : no, seriously dad, this is bullshit the others get the NICE animals, how come I get those things? I'm not going in there any more!
Noah. : fine, fine. Japheth...
japheth. : ooooo, my back...
Noah : Ham?
ham : sorry, allergy to scales...
noah : oh bugger it. We'll leave em. The triceratops is neck deep in shit anyway, leave it a while, problem goes away.
shem : makes sense. Oh by the by the crocodile got out. He's in the unicorn pen...
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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